Tuesday, February 13, 2007

If you're being chased by a police dog

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then
on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for
that.

tickets to the west virgina

A woman was pulled over by West Virginia State Highway Patrolmen, for speeding.

When the officer approaches the car, the is hoping to get out of the ticket, so she asks, "So can I buy tickets to the west virgina highway patrol's ball?"

The officer answers "Ma'am, west virginia highway patrol men don't have balls."

Suffice to say, the woman did not get a ticket.